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GIVE ME A KNUCKLEHEAD SANDWICH
- EAT
- United States
- Here's how we rate stuff: Five knuckles is the highest honor a sandwich, eatery, or any food entity can receive. But we need to put things in perspective. Let's say a diner gets five knuckles, and a fancy steakhouse also gets five knuckles. Does this mean you can get the same quality food at a diner that you can get a steakhouse? No: Shaquille O'neal may be a five-knuckle basketball player, but he can't play hockey. That being said, a diner is supposed to be shitty. So if we give a diner a five-knuckle rating, we're saying is that the place is as good as it can be. The scales are relative. The ratings are given within the context of a place. Does that make sense? Eat up, knuckleheads.
just now: Runners on 1st & 3rd. Arod at bat going for 600th hr. 3-2 count. Flashes going off. Cameras at every angle...Arod gets walked. Now bases loaded for Cano. announcer comments: everyone may as well keep snapping pics since its all digital now.
ReplyDeleteyou're one of them.